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[fwunni]

hamsters are honestly justa dollop of an animal

[fwunni]

whatever. puts him on ur baked potato like sour cream.

[wumbreon]

Dollop of an animal appreciation post

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[willabee]

ALT

cold this morning

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[fleshdyk3]

genuinely in tears over this fucking video

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[atompalace-official]

wash him he smely

[atompalace-official]

here’s how the other Eeveelutions react to bathtime 🛁🫧

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[only-cat-memes]

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[girlballs]

the phrase "bolt-action hotdog" has been stuck in my head lately

[girlballs]

• hotdog: bolt-action
• double cheeseburger: drum magazine
• chicken nuggets: caseless ammunition

[girlballs]

nodding thoughtfully. some other additions to the armory:

• mozzarella sticks: discarding sabot
• corndog: rocket-propelled grenade
• taquito: recoilless rifle

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[melonthesprigatito]

*Unleashes the beast upon you*

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[cryptotheism]

Computer show me breast and boob upon this Christmas night

I wish to crank my Christmas hog 'ere holiday despite

the cranking hour growing late, and Santa on his way

The zeitgeist-erotique must see no such delay

So deck will I my halls and jerk till holy Christmas morn

enmeshed in baudrillardic throes of finest Christmas porn

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[beardedmrbean]

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[artsyolivia]

[beastie-supreme]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[eastern-lights]